Holy binge day batman

So yesterday I binged like LMAO it was like that song Food glorious food, ( yes Oliver! is one of my favorite musicals). Any-who today got on the scale 3 lbs down yes three !!! can we say assbackward.  Tree did not come home yesterday so me thinks she is in for another long stay at the fat you up hotel. I am super sorry for her but she could use a little meat around them clanking bones. She will however come home and tell me she is sooooo fat. I hate that it makes me feel like a hippo. I know that she feels like one too, but tree I gotta tell ya, you look damn good to me.  Me on the other hand I could stand to lose a few hundred kiloton.